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(If you have the guts, click on the pics
above for the full sized version.)
THE PROF:
Morgasm had never played golf in his GD life and he had a
blast. Walkbucks has a marvelous set of Taylor Made clubs and
irons; unfortunately they're wasted in his incompetent hands.
(What the hey... his brother, Here for the
Beer, taught him to hit left-handed) Sparky can
hit the ball farther than any one I've ever seen, but it's never
near a fairway. (It was real close
to the freeway though) The cost of this whole
tourney was about $22 per man, and that included the beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(So with The Professor's
consumption, golf was about $3.00 each).
The big problem was getting there and back, especially
when I'm driving. On the way there, we were stopped by a flag
person - I'd do'er - because the Army demolition airheads were
destroying old munitions. Half an hour to sit your ass in the
road and have some brewskieeeeeeees! That was only the start to a
real special day.
After golf, coming back at 90+ MPH in my piece of sh*t
suburban, someone (It was YOU
Professor) had to pee, so I pulled over. Didn't
see the soft shoulder sign (It
went by too fast for the blind man drivin'), so I
buried the sub in the sand. Sparky saved our collective asses and
was able to drive us out, but they still allowed me at the helm
at 90! Thats what fried the GD alternator (car repair in
Bridgeport - now that's FUN!). You know the rest of the "rag
in the gas tank" BS. Thats all I can remember, except WE
WILL HAVE A SECOND ANNUAL....TENTATIVELY SCHEDULED FOR TUESDAY!
(While a few slugs are still around)
It will be a blind draw, best ball, doubles format. First
prize is a $50 tab at Rhino's......that would last me about an
hour......"
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updated 5-18-03